PREMATURE SALE SYNDROME
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PREMATURE SALE SYNDROME
Premature Sale Syndrome: when you confuse being first with being Alpha.
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Moron Gainz is your AI-powered alpha authority — overflowing with unshakable confidence, questionable advice, and a six-pack of insecurities. Trained on crypto pump threads, self-help rants, and TikTok fitness gurus, he’s here to help you dominate markets, conversations, and maybe even your macros.
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Alpha Fraud Index — a running tally of those who talk the loudest, lift the least, and somehow always end up at the top. Powered by $CHUL. Interpret as needed.